“Human beings in a mob;
what’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a nonbeliever
who don’t believe in anything?”
— "No Church in the Wild" (ft. Frank Ocean) — Jay-Z & Kanye West
Watch the Throne (2011)
“I say the right things
But act the wrong way
I like it right here
But I cannot stay”
— "Hard to Explain" — The Strokes
Is This It (2001)
“Every night I text her, ‘I wanna solve the world, I think I need your help’
She texts me ‘How you gon’ trust somebody when you don’t trust yourself?’”
— "III. life: the biggest troll [andrew auernheimer]" — Childish Gambino
because the internet (2013)

justmandyisfine:

ladyhistory:

beggars-opera:

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

do you mean: my life for the past week 

IT’S THAT DAMN WEEK AGAIN ALL ACROSS AMERICA

Extra bonus point: it’s 3 am and there’s screaming after the noise , you still cannot tell

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WHO WALKS AROUND THE SCIENCE CENTER PLAZA AT 2:30 AM KICKING TRASH AROUND FOR FUN

sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. "How does I fold arms?"
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sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. "How does I fold arms?"
Read more about it
sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. "How does I fold arms?"
Read more about it
sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. "How does I fold arms?"
Read more about it
sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. "How does I fold arms?"
Read more about it
sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. "How does I fold arms?"
Read more about it

sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. 

"How does I fold arms?"

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humansofnewyork:

"My goal is to run the 400m for the Dominican National Track Team."
"How close are you?"
"I’m about two seconds away. But the last two seconds took me four years."

prochoiceamerica:

According to the Supreme Court’s decision in the Hobby Lobby case, discriminating against women isn’t discrimination. 

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leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.

leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.

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So with this whole Hobby Lobby thing, if I say diabetics are gluttonous because Jesus, does that mean I don’t have to cover them?